You work out of a Hotel?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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