Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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