i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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