I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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