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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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