I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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