he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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