I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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