HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
