if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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