i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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