Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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