Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
