what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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