Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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