I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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