hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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