I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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