And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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