Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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