Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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