Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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