id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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