so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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