I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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