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go home
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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