I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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