U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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