We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
please don't ironically join a cult
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