White coat. Heels.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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