You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?