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• (415): View more from California

  The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

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• (817): View more from Texas

  So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.

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  Tornado warnings are fun!

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?

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• (949): View more from California

  I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.

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  In a moving vehicle and other people in the car

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.

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• (+52): View more from Mexico

  I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires

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