My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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