Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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