Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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