See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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