Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour