i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
