ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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