So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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