I should be sponsored by Trojan
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Congratulations! We have a period
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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