didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I've blown a few things in my day
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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