Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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