so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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