gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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