On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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