if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
