I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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