you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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