He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
im holly from the hills drunk
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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