There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
