haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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