so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
