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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(530): View more from California

I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.

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(719): View more from Colorado

If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.

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(316): View more from Kansas

You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.

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(260): View more from Indiana

And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.

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(206): View more from Washington

a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done

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(587): View more from Alberta

Sex while Star Warsing is the best

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