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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?

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  condoms and good judgment

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  Can I buy both of those at the same store?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.

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• (714): View more from California

  Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.

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  You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"

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• (585): View more from New York

  we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT

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  Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?

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• (212): View more from New York

  you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize

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  its the right thing to do

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