I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Is Oprah even human
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though