Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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