so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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